Okay, so i havent been the most active account on dA lately...
....or ever....
But here i am, once again, to post some more nonsense!
This is gunna be a biggie, so...yeah, you are fucking warned xB
FIRST OF ALL
My life, at the moment, is shit....
I dont blame it on any one thing in particular, there are tons of things that pile up and create a roiling tide of flatulant excrements that is covering mostly anything i do right now. Some are, of course, bigger than others, among them FUCKING EXAM SEASON D: <
And that i am about to fail / close to fail many classes...
There are also other things that has greatly affected me in the latest weeks, and those of you who are responsible know who you are.
That being said, I still put a smile on every day. No reason sulking if i cant fix it, right?

If life punches you in the face, spit your loose teeth at it!
SECOND, heres a (really fucking huge) bit of this...one...quiz thing i nicked offa

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Creature quiz!
Centaur:
[ ] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[ ] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[ ] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[x] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[ ] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[ ] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 1
Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips (be honest!).
[ ] You are very intelligent. (DURRHURRRRR 8D )
[ ] Your five senses are extremely sharp. (some are, others are like a frying pan...)
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[ ] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[ ] You rarely get sick.
[x] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 1
Fairy:
[x] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[ ] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[ ] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 4
Gnome/Dwarf:
[x] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork. (Mechanics 8D )
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[x] You are short for your age. (living in NORWAY, yes...tall-mans land)
[ ] You are an isolationist.
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[x] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[ ] You have a short temper.
Total: 5
Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[ ] You are easily angered.
[ ] Death fascinates you.
[ ] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[ ] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[ ] You love to trick others.
[ ] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 0 (..uhm...)
Mermaid:
[ ] You love the beach moreso because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[ ] You are good at swimming.
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[ ] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[ ] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that. ( I dont like it, but...others do a better job workin for that cause D

[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 0
Vampire:
[x] You're a night person.
[x] You have a fascination with blood.
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[ ] You are not religious at all.
[ ] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[ ] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[ ] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[x] You don't like sharp objects near you. (Im wary of them, but dont mind :3)
Total: 6
Werewolf:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[x] You have a lot of body hair. (...what, im a guy! xD )
[x] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[x] You prefer gold over silver items. (white gold is even better)
[x] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[x] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[ ] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors (This one REALLY depends, but...idunno D

Total: 9 1/2 (O yay 8D )
Wizard/Witch:
[ ] You love chemistry.
[ ] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[ ] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[x] You are a nature lover.
[ ] You have a strong sense of responsibility (you use your talents positively)
[ ] You spend a lot of time alone.
[ ] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[ ] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[ ] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 1
Zombie:
[x] You are pale ( i blame 7 months of winter and darkness...i like it tho 8D )
[ ] You are hungry a lot.
[ ] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[ ] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat.
[x] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food. (Fuck, if they're already dead, why not keep myself alive with what they provide? D: )
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot (such as when you're tired, are annoyed, etc.).
[ ] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain.
[ ] You usually walk slow.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself (Been there done that xD )
Total: 4
Hey, im a werewolf 8'D
Suits me EXCELLENTLY!
ARROOOOOOOOOOOOO~ !
Now, the personality quiz!
Here are 10 sentences with four endings. Indicate the endings that are most like you, in order of preference. In the space provided next to each ending, write a (4) beside the one that is most like you, a (3) beside the one that is next most like you, a (2) beside the one that is next, and a (1) beside the one that is least like you.
1. When I have to make a decision, I like to:
- 2 A. make it quickly and get on to other things.
- 4 B. take my time, gather the facts and think it through logically.
- 3 C. see how others feel about it, then choose what's best for everyone.
- 1 D. consider what was done before and proceed carefully.
2. My friends can count on me to be:
- 4 A. full of energy and ready to try anything.
- 2 B. unemotional and full of facts.
- 1 C. sensitive and wiling to listen.
- 3 D. dependable and hard working.
3. I need to:
- 4 A. be free to follow my hunches (Improv is a great thing!)
- 2 B. develop insightful and intelligent alternatives. (ME? INTELLIGENT? HAH XD )
- 1 C. help people get closer together.
- 2 D. keep things in order.
4. In a crisis situation, others depend on my:
- 3 A. courage. (...idunno?)
- 1 B. knowledge.
- 2 C. empathy.
- 4 D. perspective. (Im good at seeing things in odd ways!)
5. If someone really wants to show me they love me, they will:
- 4 A. surprise me with something unexpected.
- 1 B. understand when I need space to myself.
- 3 C. spend time talking and listening to my feelings.
- 2 D. do the things I've asked them to do.
6. I always find myself thinking about:
- 3 A. new things to do.
- 4 B. why things are the way they are and how they can be improved.
- 2 C. how other people are feeling.
- 1 D. how things should be organized.
7. In a group of people, I'm usually:
- 4 A. right in the middle of the action.
- 3 B. off in a corner quietly talking with one or two people.
- 2 C. making sure everyone feels accepted and happy.
- 1 D. doing whatever is needed to make sure things run smoothly.
8. The people who know me say that I'm:
- 4 A. passionate and competitive.
- 1 B. reserved and scientific.(Science is a good thing, but not ALL THE FUCKING TIME)
- 2 C. caring and sensitive.
- 3 D. stable and dedicated. (...stubborn? xD;; )
9. When someone hurts my feelings I usually:
- 4 A. become angry and rude.
- 2 B. withdraw or become sarcastic.
- 3 C. feel hurt for a long time.
- 1 D. worry and have feelings of self-pity.
10. Sometimes I tell people to leave me alone. What I really mean is:
- 1 A. don't go far, I'll get over this real soon.
- 4 B. really leave me alone and I'll work through it on my own.
- 2 C. don't leave me alone. Help me work through it.
- 3 D. leave me alone for a while and then come back and apologize.
Now that you have all the questions answered, tally up the points for A, B, C, and D.
A - 33
B - 24
C - 21
D - 21
Now read the following descriptions, add a 4 to the letter that's most like you, 3 to the next, then 2, and then 1. Your final scores tell you about your personality.
A - Orange
I am a person who thrives on excitement and physical challenges. I am talented and skillful and love to show others what I can do. I have an endless supply of energy and try new and exciting things. I'll often stick to a new challenge until I have physically mastered it. However, structured jobs easily bore me.
I need independence and freedom to explore hunches and ideas. I seek the tools or means to make any job I have easier. I generally believe when completing a task that the ends justify the means. This makes it difficult to follow rules and procedures that tend to get in the way.
The physical aspects of a relationship are important to me. I thrive on physical contact and competition. I love to surprise those I love with unexpected and extravagant gifts and activities. I need people that can be spontaneous and do things at the drop of a hat.
I learn by doing. The best way to solve a problem is to meet it head on and beat it once and for all. I would rather figure something out myself than ask for help. You can usually find me right in the middle of the most exciting situations I can find. Life is a big gamble or party and I need to take my chances and enjoy it as much as I can.
+4
B - Green
I am an independent thinker. Some people can even go so far as to call me a non-conformist. This title might worry other people, but it really describes the way I look at the world. I don't accept things at face value and find myself in a constant state of analysis as I try to understand and improve every part of my world.
In my personal life, I feel the need to keep my head in charge of my heart. Relationships or friendships are important, but once they are developed and everyone understands what is expected, I feel it is important to leave things alone and focus my efforts on the other issues in my life. In truth, I am more comfortable working with data and information than with people.
Work has to be challenging, then I can become totally consumed with its completion. When I have completed a project, however, I prefer to move on to new challenges and leave the day-to-day tasks to others. I get hooked on ideas and concepts and can't seem to let go of them.
I must respect a superior or fellow worker before I can begin to value their advice and/or authority. Decisions are often difficult for me to make because I have to be certain that I don't make a mistake. Issues are never black and white, but filled with multiplicity of possible choices or outcomes.
+2
C - Blue
I am a nurturing person, drawn to helping professions where I can assist others as they learn to live more meaningful lives. I love to talk with people about their feelings. I am careful to consider how others are affected by my decisions. Sometimes, I'll even alter my plans to avoid a conflict or contention.
I am deeply romantic and believe that true love can make life "happy ever after." I use my heart and the way I feel about things in my decision-making process. People are the most important thing in my life, so I find it very easy to make and keep many friends. Sending and receiving flowers, candles, poetry, and thoughtful notes and the other symbols of love and friendship are very important.
I look for the true meaning of life. I thrive in an environment that encourages people to seek opportunities to help each other become successful and where cooperation replaces the need to declare winners and losers. I'm not highly competitive. I enjoy being with people more than worrying about what we do when we are together.
I am a skilled motivator, and consider myself an effective and gifted communicator. I am a friend to the end. Spiritual things have a great significance in my life. Sincerity is a quality I seek in myself and others.
+2
D - Gold
I am a highly organized person. I have great abilities to stick to detailed tasks and see them through. People come to me when they need a job done right because I am stable and dependable and they know I'll be able to fit their request into my already busy schedule. I am highly responsible, neat, and orderly. I put work before play or I can't fully enjoy myself.
I have always believed that it is important to obey the rules and follow those who are in authority. Structured situations and environments give me a great sense of well being and security. For this reason, I like belonging to organizations and groups that provide traditional reinforcement and support.
I take most things seriously, this includes my traditional and conservative view of love, marriage, and family. I show my love for my friends and family by the security I provide and practical things I do for them. I am hard working, but I like things to be done my way. When people recognize and appreciate my efforts it makes them all worthwhile.
It is very important to me to be on time and prepared. I am uncomfortable with change unless it is fully explained and gradually implemented. I have a strong sense of right and wrong and can be motivated by feelings of guilt. I am extremely loyal and faithful.
+1
Final tally of points:
A - Orange: 37
B - Green: 27
C - Blue: 23
D - Gold: 22
So yeah, just answered this quickly and simple.
And i think the orange fits me sorta well, i am stubborn and definately wanna see stuff through, but i am also easily bored when things get repetitive and structured.
I am also a very messy guy... you should see my room xD
URBAN DICTIONARY QUIZ UPDATE!
1.) Your name? Simon
Simon is a Latino-American word used for Yeah, Or Hell yeah. (oh, HELL yeah! 8D )
2.) Your age? 18
The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
(BUT, im norwegian, so I CAN BUY IT ANYWAY 8D)
3.) One of your friends? Corey
Slang Cockney word for penis
(..oh...ohohoh....Coreeeyyyy xDD)
4.) What should you be doing? Eating
1)chewing food...than swallowing it is one definition
2)or basically lick someone's vagina (WATTAF?!)
5.) Favorite color? Black (IT SAID IT WAS A COLOUR)
Example of people who are/were black: Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, Mohamed Ali, Barrack Obama, Condi Rice, the black men and women out there who are working, surviving and contributing to society like any other citizen, and the black men who are putting their lives on the line in Iraq
Nigger are a different category, and not at all like blacks. Niggers are African-Americans who are drug dealers, murderers, gang bangers, think they should get special treatment because of what some cowboys did over a century ago, NAACP, Jesse Jackson (he does nothing good for his race. he just runs his mouth), Ray Nagin.
6.) Birthplace? Norway
Not to be confused with Sweden. Despite having very cold winters, is the best place in the world. If you aren't there right now, go there. A country that nobody hates. The women are hot, but not sluts.
Possibly the only way to improve Norway would be to make a couple of bigger cities. Oslo is the biggest city, though isn't really that big at all. If you want a modest town that reflects the perfect Norwegian way of life, go to Trondheim. All Norway needs is one or two cities the size of Brisbane or Melbourne.
Norwegian people are:
As easy-going as Australians, though as gracious as the British.
As not-caring as the Americans, though as courteous as the, erm, British.
As skilled as the Australians, though as modest as the Australians. (hehe)
As outgoing as the Americans, though as respectful as the Kiwis.
As attractive as the Swedish, though as un-slutty as the Asexuals.
7.) Month of your birth? September
A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves. (......not in norway they dont D

8.) Last person you talked to? Joakim
a police man that dont like donuts, so he must be gay.
9.) One of your nicknames? Varg
1.26 times in the back
2.To violate or able to violate someone while screaming like your being raped with a hot poker
(...what xD)
PART THREE!
Uhm...yeah...art...
I have barely TOUCHED a pencil the last..like...months...
On that front, i am severely lacking xD;;
But what can i say... I WANNA be a good artist, but i dont wanna do the years of practice? xD;;
I know, ignorant and silly, blabla, but...yeah, i wanna do stuff well, and...im just not cut out for art. Not drawing-wise art anyway...
;D
But i have plans.... and those plans are great...
Whether they come into fruition or not, we'll see.
AS FOR NOW, if you have any ideas,,encouragements, comments, critiques, or just plain tongueflabbing you wanna share, im here :3
Have a nice day!
-Loups
PS: If you read all the stuff, and got down here... Kudos to you.
Have a cookie!